August 28, 2014   7 notes
Body by Buffalo Wings

Body by Buffalo Wings

August 24, 2014   211,973 notes

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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August 24, 2014   198,736 notes
darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool

darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool

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August 24, 2014   13 notes
I take selfies at work

I take selfies at work

August 24, 2014   33,490 notes

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August 24, 2014   594,065 notes

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August 24, 2014   155,098 notes

Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

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Genius

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August 22, 2014   234,582 notes
corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

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August 22, 2014   4,830 notes
meteor-falls:

Blastoise

meteor-falls:

Blastoise

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August 22, 2014   166 notes
mysubmind:

♡

mysubmind:

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August 19, 2014   1 note

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August 19, 2014   3 notes

Anonymous said: Comeeee backkkkk!

I ain’t left you guys! I’ve had to buckle down on this studying thing. Shits harder than you’d think. It’ll just be a minute. But my last week of fire training is next week. Then we start EMT on the 2nd. Be patient!

August 12, 2014   13 notes
pinoe-yaknow:

Raging Saturday night.

pinoe-yaknow:

Raging Saturday night.

August 4, 2014   339,599 notes
August 4, 2014   105,593 notes

australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

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